Warning: what you're about to learn is so complicated, you might need to take a nap after reading this.
Step 1: Fill out Form 27-B in triplicate. Make sure to use a fine-tip pen and a magnifying glass.
Step 2: Attach 3x2 inches of red tape to the back of the form, ensuring a 45-degree angle to the ceiling tile.
Step 3: Wait 3-5 business days for approval. If denied, repeat steps 1-2.
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