Wherein lies the art of creating an illegible mess.
By carefully combining the principles of Red-Tape-Rodeo-101, this technique will guide you through the process of crafting documents that defy all sense and reason.
Key components include the deliberate overuse of font sizes, colors that scream for mercy, and the judicious placement of unnecessary whitespace.
But be warned: the Swirly Scrawl Technique is not for the faint of heart, for those who wield it well are said to be capable of reducing even the most stalwart of souls to a quivering mass of confusion.
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