The Red Tape Rodeo Store is a place of wonder and confusion. As an employee, you are about to embark on a journey through a sea of forms, meetings, and pointless meetings about the meetings.
We have a very strict dress code. You will be required to wear the standard issue neon pink jumpsuit at all times while in the store. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music, being paired with a new coworker of your supervisor's choice, or being forced to eat a entire can of sardines in the supply closet.
Chapter 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler [Read More]
Chapter 3: The Art of Procrastination [Read More]
Chapter 4: How to Survive a Performance Review [Read More]
Chapter 5: The Benefits of Being Late [Read More]
By reading this handbook, you acknowledge that you are entering into a contract with Red Tape Rodeo Store that may or may not be binding. If you are experiencing any symptoms of existential dread or crippling anxiety, please seek immediate assistance from a licensed professional or your supervisor's therapist. If you are experiencing any symptoms of boredom, please refer to Chapter 3: The Art of Procrastination.