Welcome to Overplanning 101, where the art of doing nothing is taught by the greatest experts in the field. Here, you will learn how to create complex, multi-layered, and utterly useless plans for any situation.
Lesson 1: The 5 Whys of Overplanning
Why do you need to plan at all? Why not just wing it? Why do you need to make lists, timelines, and risk assessments? Why not just take a nap?