Red Tape Rodeo Bureaucracy FAQ

What is this place?

This is the Red Tape Rodeo Bureaucracy, a place where dreams go to get tangled in endless forms and meetings.

What kind of forms do I need to fill out?

You will need to fill out the Standard Issue Form, the Extra Special Extra Long Form, and the Bureaucratic Abyss Form.

Will I ever get my paperwork back?

Ha! Good luck with that. You might as well ask for the meaning of life. But don't worry, we have a Lost and Found section where you can look for them.

Can I just talk to a human being?Human Interaction Form to see if anyone has been assigned to your case yet. *tapping on the computer terminal with a pen*... Ah, yes! It looks like someone has been assigned to your case. It'll be... *dramatic pause*... case number 427,827,432. Please hold for just a moment while I page them... *presses a button that makes a loud, cartoonish "BZZZZT" sound*