All personnel are required to maintain a well-groomed mustache of at least 2 inches in length.
Exceptions will only be granted for those with a medical condition rendering the growth of facial hair impossible.
Non-compliance will result in a written warning, followed by a series of increasingly severe penalties, up to and including mandatory viewing of the 1980s classic "The Moustache of the Day" instructional video.
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