Regulation 205: Mandatory Moustache Maintenance

By order of the Ministry of Facial Hair, all citizens are required to maintain a moustache of a minimum length of 2 inches on all days leading up to and including National Moustache Day (March 30th). Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Confiscation of all snacks and beverages
• Revocation of all privileges to watch cat videos
• Forced attendance at mandatory moustache waxing seminars

Section A: Moustache Length and Style

1. Section A(i): Moustache Length - Minimum 2 inches from the tip of the nose to the end of the moustache
2. Section A(ii): Moustache Style - Must be waxed in the traditional "handlebar" style

Frequently Asked Questions about Regulation 205

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