Form Frenzy at the Abuse Tribunal!

Welcome, victim, to the Abuse Tribunal, where the forms never end and the abuse never stops!

Form 1: The Sudden-Onset-Insanity Form

Fill out this form if you've experienced a sudden and inexplicable feeling of dread in a public place.

On a scale of 1-10, how insane do you feel? List your symptoms: Submit and Wait for Your Fate

Form 2: The Sudden-Awareness-Of-Your-Own-Insignificance Form

Fear not, for it's a form for the faint of heart (or those who are about to lose their heart)!

On a scale of 1-10, how aware are you of your own insignificance? Write a short essay on the realization that you are, in fact, a speck of dust in the grand tapestry of existence: Submit and Face the Void

More Forms! Or is it Less?