Welcome to Bureaucratic Abuse Depts, where we specialize in the art of making your life more complicated and paperwork heavier.
We have a team of highly trained professionals who will happily tie you up in red tape and make you wait for hours on end.
Our services include:
- Abuse Reports: Where we take your complaints and bury them under a mountain of paperwork.
- Abuse Prophets: Our team of experts will provide you with prophecies of doom and despair, guaranteed to confuse and intimidate.
- Abuse Forms: Fill out our forms in triplicate, and we'll make sure you get lost in the shuffle.