Clown-Carrier-1: The Original Clown-Van
Welcome to Clown-Carrier-1, the world's largest, most unreliable ride-sharing service for clowns.
Our clowns are experienced, yet unpredictable. They'll get you to your destination, but not without a few unexpected detours.
Features:
- Our clowns are expert jugglers, but only if you count riding a unicycle while eating a bowl of spaghetti as expert-level juggling.
- Our clowns are skilled at honking their horns, but only to signal their arrival or to signal you to move your vehicle out of the way.
- Our clowns are masters of the art of making balloon animals, but only if you consider a poorly-inflated balloon animal to be an "artistic expression."
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