The Great Clown Carrier 5 Conundrum

Warning: Clown Carrier 5 has a reputation for being the most accident-prone, temperamental, and utterly bewildering of all the Clown Carrier vessels. Its crew is a motley crew of seasoned clowns, each with their own unique brand of zany antics and questionable life choices.

Despite its checkered past, Clown Carrier 5 has managed to outrun the competition and become the go-to choice for any event that requires a dash of chaos and unpredictability. Whether it's a corporate team-building exercise or a family picnic, Clown Carrier 5 is sure to deliver... or not.

Read about Clown Carrier 6, the newest addition to the fleet

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Clown Carrier 7, the Clown Carrier that's not quite as good as 5, but has a certain je ne sais quoi

But be warned: Clown Carrier 8 has been known to turn even the most experienced clowns into sobbing messes.