Step 1: Find Your Inner Chaos
"Listen, kid. If you're lookin' for expert advice, you're prob'ly doin' it wrong. First, you gotta find your inner chaos. That's right, just let the madness consume you. Let it eat away at your sanity, your relationships, your credit score... just let it be."
"Trust me, kid. It's the only way to really live."
Now, go ahead and try to find your inner peace. See how that works out for you.
If you're stuck, just move on to Step 2: Make Poor Life Choices.