At long last, you've reached the pinnacle of Red Tape Rodeo's expertise: the art of doing the bare minimum.
It's a delicate balance of efficiency and sloth, a tightrope act that requires finesse and a strong stomach.
Here's how you can master this subtle art:
- Set a timer for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds to ensure you're not wasting any more time than you need to.
- Remove all extraneous objects from your workspace, including, but not limited to: coffee mugs, stapler, and the occasional family member.
- Cut corners wherever possible, including but not limited to: corners, edges, and any other sharp angles.
Remember, the goal is to achieve mediocrity while minimizing effort.
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