Step 4: Now that you've managed to wrestle your fjord into submission, it's time to add the final touches. You know what they say: a well-wrapped fjord is a happy fjord.
Old Tim's patented fjord-wrapping method involves the use of an industrial-strength tape measure, a roll of duct tape, and a can of hairspray. It's a delicate dance, but trust me, it's worth it.