Step 1: Fill Out Form 27-B
You'll need to fill out this form in triplicate, using 4 different colored pens and a #2 pencil.
Step 2: Wait 6 Weeks
Just sit back, relax, and wait for the bureaucratic process to take its sweet, sweet time.
Step 3: Appeal (Optional)
If you're really lucky, you might get to fill out another form, this one in triplicate with a fine-point marker.