Loophole Statistics - Because We All Need a Little Help with Our Excuses

Loopholes are like hugs for your conscience. We've got the top 5 excuses that our esteemed clients use to get out of responsibility:

• Unforeseen Circumstances (99.9%): "I didn't mean to, it just sorta happened."
• Unavoidable Misunderstandings (99.5%): "I thought that's what you meant, but I guess I'm wrong."
• Precedential Loopholes (99.2%): "It's not my fault, I'm just following the rules."
• Unintended Consequences (98.7%): "Whoops, didn't see that coming."
• Unforeseen Miscommunications (98.1%): "We didn't mean to, but we just really needed a nap."