Welcome to the Clown Union Benefits FAQ

We're glad you asked

Q: Why do I need the Clown Union?

A: You don't. You really don't. But let's be real, who needs dignity when you can wear a bright red nose and a painted-on smile?

Q: What benefits do I get as a Clown Union member?

A: Free juggling lessons, discounted squirt gun refills, and a 50% discount on all clown car rentals!

Q: Can I get a raise?

A: Ha! You think you're funny? We're not exactly rolling in dough (or juggling balls, for that matter). But ask your local Clown Union representative about potential "juggling ball bonuses."

Q: Can I join the Clown Union?

A: You can, but be warned: it's a tough crowd. You'll have to pass a test, and by "test," we mean a 5-minute juggling session with Blinky the Clown. If you can juggle three balls while riding a unicycle, we might consider it.

Want to learn more about our benefits? Carry on to the next page!