Environmental Assessment Hoops: A Regulatory Nightmare

Permitting Hoops: Because Red Tape is Fun!

Welcome to Environmental Assessment Hoops, where the real challenge is not saving the planet, but getting the permits to do so!

Submit Request: Send us your permit request and 500 pages of supporting documents.
Initial Review: Our team of 5 bureaucrats will review your request, then put it in a waiting list for 6-12 weeks.
Revision Requested: We'll send you back to square one, because our first response was just an error message.
Re-Submit: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum.
Conditional Approval: You'll get 5 pages of conditions, because why not?
Appeals: You'll get to argue with our appeal board for another 6-12 weeks.
Final Approval: Congratulations, you're approved, but only after 6 years of waiting.

We're not just a regulatory nightmare, we're also a money-making machine! Our permit fees are the highest in the industry!