Section 1: Stovetop Safety Protocols
Warning: Failure to follow stovetop safety protocols will result in certain... Safety-First measures
Subsection A: Stovepipe Inspections
You are required to inspect your stovepipe at least once a week, lest it become clogged with the fiery remains of burnt meals.
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- Subsection B: Fire-Resistant Materials
- You are required to use at least 50% fire-resistant materials in all stovetop construction, lest the stove become a pyre of doom.
Subsection C: Stovetop Ventilation
You are required to maintain at least 5 air vents in all stoves, lest carbon monoxide build up and poison your neighbors.