Red-Tape-Rodeo: Stove Inspectors on the Job!

Welcome to the Red-Tape-Rodeo's Inspection Procedure page. This is where the real cowboys of stove inspection come to get their badge.

• Step 1: Fill out form 27-B in triplicate, using only a #2 pencil and a hint of desperation.
• Step 2: Attach three (3) recent photos of yourself in a pose that showcases your best "I'm-a-real-inspector" face.
• Step 3: Pay the $50 inspection fee, or risk being sent to the "Red-Tape-Rodeo's Dungeon of Shame".
• Step 4: Wait for 6-8 weeks for our team of experts (aka "The Red-Tape-Rodeo Rodeo Riders") to review your application.
• Step 5: If approved, receive a complimentary Red-Tape-Rodeo sticker, and a 10% discount on all subsequent inspections.

Don't forget to check out our Regulation 22: Stove-Inspection-Related Whimsy for more information on what not to do.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, visit our Regulation 42: Stove-Inspection-Related Shenanigans for a more... let's say... "colorful" experience.

And don't worry about the fine print, we're not actually going to read that.

See you on the range, partners!