Welcome to Red-Tape-Loopholes, where bureaucratic inefficiency is an art form. We specialize in creating innovative excuses, creative justifications, and expertly crafted ways to do absolutely nothing.
Our team of highly trained, highly underqualified experts will help you navigate the complex web of regulations, forms, and meetings that is modern government. Whether you're trying to get a permit, a grant, or just a decent cup of coffee, we've got you covered.
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