Welcome, seeker of fact and fiction, to the unbinding of the truth! In this esteemed institution, we're not just unbinding the truth, we're also re-binding it with more binding.
We're talking, of course, about the Red Tape Rodeo, where the art of bureaucratic procedure is taken to new heights of complexity.
To unbind the tangled web of regulations and codes that govern our lives, one red tape at a time.
We've successfully unbound the truth from over 300 bureaucratic knots!