Bob, you're in trouble. Like, really in trouble.
It turns out, your aunt's cousin's husband's nephew (that's you, Bob) has been caught embezzling funds from the Red Tape Rodeo's very own "I'm Not Bored" slush fund.
You're going to need to appear in front of the Red Tape Rodeo's Board of Directors, and let's just say they're not exactly the most forgiving group of folks.