Section 6: The Art of Procrastination
Rule 6.3: The Art of Procrastination
As a master of the Red-Tape-Rodeo, one must always be prepared to put off tasks until the last possible moment. It's an art form, really.
Here's a list of approved procrastination techniques:
- Make a to-do list, then immediately delete it
- Watch cat videos for 4 hours straight
- Reorganize your sock drawer. Again.
- Write a 10,000 word essay on the meaning of life
But remember, the key to success is to always have a valid excuse for why you're not getting anything done. Here are a few examples:
- My dog ate my homework... err, project
- I'm waiting for a phone call from my future self
- I'm experiencing a severe case of Sudden-Onset-Internet-Induced-Disorientation