Step 6: Procrastination Techniques for the Discerning Time-Waster

By now, you've mastered the art of self-care, but let's be real, you're still stuck in a sea of deadlines and responsibilities. It's time to up the ante with some advanced procrastination techniques.

• 1. Make a To-Don't List - Prioritize the things that don't matter, like scrolling through cat videos on YouTube or reorganizing your sock drawer.
• 2. Practice the Art of Distraction - Find a new hobby, any hobby, and dedicate 4 hours a day to it. Bonus points if it involves playing video games or eating Cheetos.
• 3. Learn to Love the Concept of 'Good Enough' - Who needs perfection when you can settle for mediocrity? Apply this philosophy to everything from your work to your cooking to your relationships.
• 4. Develop a Phased Procrastination Plan - Break down your day into manageable, 5-minute increments, and spend those increments scrolling through social media.
• 5. Time-Traveling: The Procrastination Technique of the Future