By order of the Ministry of Inefficiency, I, Jane, Director of Red Tape, hereby declare that Project 456 shall be a shining beacon of bureaucratic excess.
Our goal is to create a maze of paperwork so intricate, so Byzantine, and so utterly incomprehensible that our enemies will be lost forever in a sea of form 27/6s and requisitions.
We shall not be moved by the pleas of our citizens, nor shall we be deterred by the whims of our superiors. We shall be the embodiment of red tape, and red tape shall be our creed.
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