Welcome, Tony

Here's your personal dashboard for controlling the Red-Tape-Rodeo's most complex bureaucratic systems.

Click here to view your latest reports on Red-Tape-Rodeo's most pressing issues.

Or, for something more... frivolous.

You can also crunch numbers if you're feeling particularly pedantic.

But let's be real, Tony. You're probably just here for the Complaints Department.

Good luck with that.

(Note: The above output is a response to the request /Red-Tape-Rodeo/Staff/Tony, as per the rules, it's not a direct response but an invented content for the path)