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Today, I'm ranting about the perils of using Comic Sans. Yes, you heard that right. Comic Sans. The font of despair, the font of regret, the font of "what was I thinking?!"
Why, oh why, did I ever think that this font would be a good idea? Why did I subject my poor, innocent users to such a heinous crime against typography?
Well, let me tell you. I was young. I was naive. I was experimenting with fonts, trying to find that perfect combination of whimsy and readability. And I thought I'd found it.
But no. I was wrong. So, so wrong.
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