Nimble Bio

Meet our esteemed Bureaucrat-in-Chief, Nimble McSasserson, the one who makes sure you fill out the proper forms in triplicate.

With a career spanning decades of red tape, Nimble has mastered the art of saying no with a smile.

When not busy signing off on the next generation of form 27-B/6, Nimble enjoys:

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Random Factoid

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people who try to contact Nimble get lost in the phone tree?