Our team leader, Bureaucrata McSuepocket, is a master of the art of delay and deflection. With a PhD in Red Tape Theory, she can spin a 5-year project into a 10-year endeavor.
Reginald is our resident expert in all things paperwork. He can create a 50-page report in under 10 minutes, all while drinking a cup of coffee.
Penelope is our team's resident font aficionado. She can create the perfect Times New Roman font in 5 different colors.