A: It's a bill that aims to reduce the amount of tape used in government bureaucracy, making it easier for you to navigate the complexities of our nation's administration.
A: It's simple! Just fill out form 27-B/6 on page 3, subsection 5, and you'll be on your way. Don't worry, we'll provide a complimentary pen with every application.
A: Well, we're still waiting for the results of our ongoing 5-year study, but our experts are "confident" it will make a difference. (Just don't quote us on that, okay?)
A: Ha! You think you're that kind of citizen, don't you? Fine. Here it is.
A: Just send a certified letter, postmarked from the planet Zorgon, and we'll get back to you in 47 business days or less (not including weekends or holidays). Or, you know, just email us.
A: Just remember, under the Red Tape Reform Act 2019, all citizens are required to wear a name tag with their Social Security number printed on it at all times. Don't forget, or you'll be subject to a 10% penalty on your next tax return. More Red Tape FAQs are available here.