Section 2.1: Reducing the Number of Forms
Did you know that the average citizen fills out 17 forms per day? It's a wonder anyone gets anything done! Our proposed reform aims to reduce this number to a mere 7 forms, because who needs that many?
We propose the elimination of forms 3, 7, and 11, because let's be real, who actually uses those anyway?
But don't worry, we've added two new forms: Form 14, "Petition to Keep Your Neighbor's Dog from Barking", and Form 17, "Request for a Second Chance to Pay Your Taxes Late Again".
Because, let's face it, those are the real priorities.