Article IV: The Red Tape Reform Act of 2019

Section 4: Reducing Red Tape by 4%

By the powers vested in the Red Tape Reform Act of 2019, we are pleased to announce that Section 4 has been enacted!

As per the Act, all bureaucratic forms will now be reduced by 4% in an attempt to streamline the process and save the world from itself.

But wait, there's more! As of today, all meetings will now be reduced by 4 minutes, because who needs small talk, anyway?

Note: The Red Tape Reform Act of 2019 is a fictional act, and all references are for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual legislation is purely coincidental.