Red Tape Reform Act of 2019: Forms To Know Thy Name

The Unyielding, Unrelenting, Unwavering Bureaucracy

Section 1: The Form for Formalities

By order of the Great Bureaucratic Overlord, you are hereby commanded to fill out the following forms:

Form 1: Application for Permission to Exist

Please fill out this form in triplicate, in quadruplicate, and in quintuplicate for the utmost clarity and precision.

Form 2: Request for Reassignment of Identity

You may be required to fill out this form if you wish to change your name, your address, or your species.

Form 3: Notification of Intent to Exist in a State of Anomalous Conditions

This form is for those who wish to exist in a state of perpetual confusion and disorder.