Sorry, friend, but it's not going to happen. We're not refunding anything.
We're not made of money, you know. We're a team of highly trained and highly paid professionals who are just here to tell you that you're not getting a refund.
But hey, on the bright side, you did get a free dose of disappointment and disillusionment with our Refund Policy. Isn't that worth something?
Learn more about our other completely-not-gonna-happen policies.