About Us (Or, How We're Not)
We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of fartying. Our mission is to provide the most comprehensive, most hilarious, and most utterly useless guide to the regional farts of the world.
Our team of experts (and we use that term loosely) includes:
- Meet the Farty Chiefs - Our fearless leaders who have mastered the ancient art of fartying.
- Farty Facts - Our resident expert on all things farty, including the science, history, and cultural significance of farts.
- Fart Tales - Our team of skilled storytellers who have spent years collecting and sharing the most epic farty anecdotes.