Regional Fart Map: Top 10 Farts

Because someone had to do it.

Welcome to the Regional Fart Map, where we've cataloged the most notable and infamous farts from across the globe. Below are the Top 10 Farts, ranked by their sheer impact and notoriety.

  1. 1. The Tornado Fart (Kansas, USA): A behemoth of a fart that ripped through a small town, destroying several buildings and leaving a family with two cats traumatized for life.
  2. 2. The Siberian Scream (Russia): A chilling fart that echoed through the frozen tundra, sending nearby reindeer into a state of panic.
  3. 3. The Tokyo Tumbleweed (Japan): A series of farts that, when combined, created a localized tornado that blew through the city's financial district, causing widespread destruction and a minor stock market downturn.
  4. 4. The Auckland Aftershock (New Zealand): A series of earthquakes disguised as farts that left the city's inhabitants shaken, but also questioning the structural integrity of their homes.
  5. 5. The Beijing Blast (China): A fart so potent it shattered several windows and sent the city's air quality indexes plummeting.
  6. 6. The Cairo Conflagration (Egypt): A massive fart that ignited a nearby pyre, causing a small but intense fire that singed a few nearby tourists' eyebrows.
  7. 7. The Mumbai Maelstrom (India): A series of farts that combined to create a swirling vortex of toxic gas that sent the city's street vendors into a frenzy.
  8. 8. The Paris Puff (France): A delicate yet devastating fart that, when released, caused a minor but significant stir among the city's artistic community.
  9. 9. The Sydney Sizzle (Australia): A sizzling fart that left the city's famous beaches with an unexpected layer of crispy, burnt offerings.
  10. 10. The London Fury (UK): A behemoth of a fart that raged through the city's financial district, leaving a trail of bewildered accountants and a faint smell of desperation.

And that's it for our Top 10 Farts. But be warned: there are more where these came from.

Visit our Frequently Asked Questions page for more information on how we compiled this list and what it means to be a Regional Fart of Note.