Welcome to the most regrettable decade ever: the 1980s.
You know, a time when:
And, of course, the most regrettable thing of all: the introduction of the mullet.
Technology: Because who needs function when you have flash? Style: When you're a fashion disaster, but you don't know it. Politics: Because, you know, who needs facts when you have Reagan? Pop Culture: The decade of 'I'm not a morning person.'