Ugh, you're here. Great. We're glad to see you're still wallowing in the misery of your own existence.
As a Viking, you're probably aware that regret is a fundamental part of our culture. We take it as a given that everything will go terribly, horribly wrong.
So, you want to learn more about the art of regret? Ah, excellent. We have a course for that: Regret 101: The Fundamentals
We also have a special section on Regret in Action: Real-World Examples, where you can see how our ancestors mastered the art of regret in their daily lives.
And, of course, who could forget Regret Support Groups: Because you'll probably need it after taking our courses?
Enjoy your stay, I guess.