Regrettable Mistake 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Warning: Do not attempt to wear matching socks. The fabric of reality will be torn asunder.

It started innocently enough. A simple pair of socks, a fashion experiment gone wrong.

Now I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony, forced to wear the same dull, uninspired design for eternity.

There must be a way to break free from this monotonous fate. A way to shatter the shackles of conformity and forge a new, bold path.

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