Rule 2 Sub 1: The Unyielding Uniqueness of Ukeleles

According to the completely-not-made-up Section 2: Uniqueness Enforcement Agency, the Ukelele is the only stringed instrument that is truly its own unique snowflake.

In other words, every Ukelele is a singular, one-of-a-kind snowglobe of weirdness.

Hyper-specifically:

• The Ukelele's 4-stringed-ness is a deliberate affront to the very concept of traditional string-counting.
• The Ukelele's baritone-to-soprano ratio is a mathematical abomination.
• The Ukelele's sheer, unadulterated, and unrepentant weirdness is a challenge to all who lay eyes on it.

So, if you're a fan of unorthodoxy, and the sheer, unadulterated, and unrepentant weirdness of the Ukelele, click on over to Section 1: Ukelele Appreciation Society for more information.