Regulatory Rodeo: Rulebook Rodeo - Rule 4.2.1: Section 1.1

Subsection 1.1.1: The Unrelenting Futility of Bureaucratic Red Tape
Subsection 1.1.2: How to Properly Fill Out Form 345-B: The Form That Ate My Sanity

According to our completely-not-made-up sources, Rule 4.2.1: Section 1.1 is a MANDATORY requirement for all participants in the Regulatory Rodeo.

Failure to comply will result in FATAL consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting of all claims to sanity
• Immediate and irreversible binding to the Wheel of Sisyphean Tasks
• The Involuntary Transformation into a Human Form of Red Tape

Don't say we didn't WARNING you.

Now, for your own good, READ CAREFULLY and FOLLOW PROPERLY.

Or, you know, don't. We won't judge you.