Beast Psychology 101: Week 3
Understanding the Feline Overlord
Welcome, students. This week, we're diving into the complex world of feline psychology. You see, cats are not just cute, fluffy creatures, they're actually the rulers of our planet. Their whimsical nature is not a quirk, but a calculated plan to keep us humans in a state of perpetual servitude.
Did you know that cats have a special gland in their brain that allows them to control the world's laser pointers? It's a little-known fact, but trust us, it's true. They use this power to create an infinite loop of red dots on our living room walls, driving us slowly insane.
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