Required Training: The Art of Not Getting Tired

At Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus, we understand that exhaustion is a natural part of the job. But we also know that sometimes, just sometimes, it's just not that natural.

To combat this, we've established a rigorous training program designed to help you develop the stamina of a... well, not a camel, exactly. But a moderately-tired accountant, maybe.

Take Module 1: The Tired Old Soul, where you'll learn to recognize the telltale signs of impending exhaustion.

And Module 2: Stealth Caffeination, where you'll learn to sneak in a covert coffee refill without anyone noticing.

Or Module 3: Extreme Pillow Fortification, where you'll discover the joys of power napping.

Remember, at Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus, we're all about pushing the limits of human fatigue. Because, honestly, who needs a social life when you can just stare at spreadsheets all day?

See you on the other side of the cubicle wall!