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Dealing with Ghosters | Relationship Advice
Dealing with Ghosters
A Guide for the Desperate
Are you tired of constantly wondering if your significant other is still on the planet? Do you find yourself constantly texting "Are you there?" and getting only a string of increasingly cryptic emojis? Congratulations! You're in the presence of a goster, a master of the art of vanishing into thin air, leaving only a trail of forgotten plans and unanswered calls.
Signs you're being ghosted:
- They're taking longer than 3 hours to respond to texts.
- They've started responding to every question with "I'm busy" or "I'll talk to you later".
- The last thing they said to you was "I need some space".
- You've seen their Instagram stories from 3 weeks ago.
- They've started using the phrase "I'm just really busy" as a catch-all excuse.
What to do?
Don't worry, friend, you're not alone! Here are some steps to take:
- Block their number. Trust us, it'll be a game-changer.
- Change your password to something you'll never remember.
- Unfollow them on social media. You don't need that kind of stress.
- Buy a year's supply of ice cream. You'll need it.
Tips and Tricks:
- Invest in a good "I'm busy" response generator app.
- Develop a thick skin. Or a really thin one, we're not picky.
- Learn to make a mean "I'm just not that into you" face.
And if all else fails, there's always Revenge of the Ghosters for when you're feeling extra feisty.
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