Package 1: Reorientation Soup - The Ultimate Mind Meld

A delicious concoction of cognitive dissonance and spatial awareness. Served best with a side of existential dread.

Features:

• A dash of postmodernism for that extra kick
• A pinch of poststructuralism for added depth
• And a whole lot of confusion for your entertainment value!

Try our other packages:

Package 2: Reality Distortion - Because what's the point, anyway?

Package 3: Existential Crisis - For when life just isn't making sense

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