Code Catastrophe Analysis

Buggy-3000: The Code Catastrophe

This behemoth of a codebase was written by a team of highly trained, caffeine-fueled engineers who clearly had no idea what they were doing.

Features:

• Randomly generates error messages that will freeze your computer for 5 seconds.
• Has a 50% chance of crashing on Tuesdays.
• Will proudly display the ASCII art of a confused-looking developer on the screen for 3 seconds before crashing.

Analysis:

We've identified the following problems with Buggy-3000:

• Too many global variables.
• Inconsistent indentation.
• Too many instances of "var x = 1;"

Recommended fixes:

Revisit the entire codebase and refactor it into something resembling sane code.