Procrastination Is My Love Language

A Guide for the Utterly Inept

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Featured Procrastination Techniques:

1. The Art of Multitasking (Not)

Open 17 tabs, check each one every 2 seconds, and wonder how you're still not done.

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Procrastination Technologies:

1. The Procrastination Engine 3000

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Procrastination Philosophy:

1. The Procrastination Paradox

"If I do this thing now, I'll never get the hang of it." "But if I don't do this thing, I'll never get the hang of it." "Wait, I just got a text." "What was the question again?"