A culinary abomination that somehow managed to make foie gras taste like chicken nuggets.
A quaint little bakery that somehow forgot to charge for the food, but not for the therapy session.
A restaurant where the service is as slow as the soup.
A diner where the wait staff is as friendly as a hostage situation.
Where the coffee is as cold as the owner's heart.
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