Top Five Restaurant Reviews

1. 5/5 Bistro Bizarre

A culinary abomination that somehow managed to make foie gras taste like chicken nuggets.

2. 4.5/5 Chez Frenzy

A quaint little bakery that somehow forgot to charge for the food, but not for the therapy session.

3. 4/5 Le Fowl Play

A restaurant where the service is as slow as the soup.

4. 3.5/5 The Fork in the Road

A diner where the wait staff is as friendly as a hostage situation.

5. 3/5 Love Hate Cafe

Where the coffee is as cold as the owner's heart.

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