It's a trap! You'll never find the bug. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and the needle is a gremlin that's constantly moving.
But don't worry, you're not alone. There's always someone who's been there, done that, and got the t-shirt. Meet our special guest, John, the guy who debugged the debugger.
John's story:
It started like this: I wrote a program to find the bug. But the bug was like a gremlin, always one step ahead. I wrote code to find the bug, but the bug wrote code to find me. I'm not kidding, it's like infinite recursion. I'm stuck in some kind of digital loop-de-loop.
But then, it happened. I had an epiphany. I realized that the bug wasn't the problem. It was me. I was the problem. I was the problem. And that was the end of the line.
Continue reading: The End of the Line